the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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