5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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