Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think my moral compass just broke
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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