no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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