So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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