Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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