Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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