Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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