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my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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