pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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