shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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