So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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