nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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