nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
