Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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