no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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