My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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