was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What drink are we having for lunch?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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