she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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