I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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