So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
