fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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