I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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