no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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