just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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