idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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