If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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