On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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