Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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