dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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