When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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