Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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