i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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