i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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