I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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