everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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