There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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