it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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