Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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