The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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