do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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