I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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