I hope mine doesn't look like that
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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