gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
