i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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