They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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