she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
birth control should be required to get into college
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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