Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You're like the curious george of whores
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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