I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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