Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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