If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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