Where did you get a picture of my penis
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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