It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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