My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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