Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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